I'm too sexy for my scarf

I have recently discovered the amazing warming power of (#34) scarves. I shied away from scarves for the longest time because they seemed to be an unnecessary accessory. Being the  fashionably challenged individual I am, I decided to stay away from trying to add scarves to the ensemble. Well it turns out they do more than look good. They make a huge difference in how warm your face stays in the frigid winter weather.  Today I went out with a scarf and surprisingly my face didn't fall off from the harsh cold. This was a revolutionary moment for me. Finally I could walk outside and have my entire body be warm. Some days I get mistaken for Randy Parker as I waddle down the street  unable to put my arms down. But despite all the layers my face and neck are still freezing. Now I can walk about and not have to worry about my jaw going numb. Anyone who has put off the idea of scarves due to their fashion ignorance should reconsider their ways and give it a try. Good looks and comfort, who knew it could be possible.